crowbait

the old horse was nothing but a crowbait.

he called the car a crowbait because it broke down constantly.

don't buy that bike; it's just a crowbait.

she referred to her old laptop as a crowbait.

the team considered the player a crowbait after his poor performance.

that old truck is just a crowbait, not worth fixing.

he warned me that the used scooter was a crowbait.

after the race, the horse was deemed a crowbait.

the mechanic said my car was a crowbait and needed to be replaced.

he joked that his old phone was a crowbait, always freezing.